my dad ate a cucumber today and he was like “wow this is pretty cold” and then he just slowly put the cucumber down and stared into space for a really long time until he turned to me with wide eyes and quietly said, “oh my god. cool as a cucumber.”
^Me
Lol
excuse you our porn is of the finest quality
have they not read the smut we (not me) have written? they are so much better than Fifty shades of gray… that book is weird, people are so easily impress
151 people don’t get the joke and just really hate the homeless
I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE ANDERSON’S REACTION WHEN HE FINDS OUT SHERLOCK ISN’T DEAD.
ITS WHAT I LIVE FOR
You can come out when your done bein a little faggot
ive scrolled past this like 7 times and just saw the baby ohmygod im screaming.
(Source: simsgonewrong)
yo that’s sweet with the raw potato and all like real romantic but if one of the arguments against gay marriage (by religious arguments anyway) is that the marriage is invalid because it can’t produce children then wtf is jesus gonna think of this pair
(Source: fiftyshadesofmacygray)
